Shoot the Mother F*%&N Puck!!! You know ever since that OC register or LA times paper came out where Getz said he’s not used to shooting…I’ve really had this incredible urge to Choke him out! Are you kidding me? One of the sweetest things about 15 is how he takes out the trash and shoots puck in the nets. OK, so your a passing dude….so why the frick are you passing at ghosts? Did you see something we don’t see? Are the ghosts of NHL’s past calling for a pass on the ice, because you sure as S#$%T aren’t passing to your team mates.

Moving on…..your in a doctors office, and the doc walks in the room with the test results. he looks at you with a sad look in his eye, not knowing how to break the news to you. he starts by saying “I’m sorry to tell you this, but it’s terminal…you have a specific form of cancer…it’s called TEEMU FRICK’N SELEANNE!!!!” The immediate effects are but not limited to little to no shots on goal, mishandling of the puck, passing to anyone wearing a sweater different from your team, trading away anyone that plays with him on the same line and losing battles along the boards. That’s right, your team is suffering from a form of cancer that is killing your team. Your only hope? Extract him during the summer!

Finally….tonight’s game was labeled as a must win. As i sat and watched the team play, i thought this team looks good, they’re moving fast, winning battles, shutting them (GUPPIES) down, doing everything right. Then i realized there was only 1 minute left in the game and wondered…where are the goals? Well my question to you at the beginning was simple….the answer is even more simple than that. And its not what you think it might be. The answer is PLAY LIKE YOU CARE. The Ducks continue to play like a team that is still trying to prove they have what it takes. Problem is, they do not need to prove it to anyone. They’ve always had it. They just don’t care about anything else.

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